Psst... Meet Us in the Breakroom!

Hulloh?!

We are officially back! Instead of one person running this account, it’s now two besties! We are Maria and Maya, your new work besties beckoning you to talk shit with us in the breakroom. We met in 2018 when we worked together and quickly bonded over our shameless love of Tyga’s music, salads for lunch, and of course, Reality TV.

Our content will cover multiple reality TV shows in the form of memes, live tweets, and blog articles, but we hope that as we continue to grow that we will expand to different platforms in the future. Like a Tamra Judge comeback, we were on pause, but now we’re ready to play.

About Us

Maria

Hullllohhhh? It’s me again! Just like your most toxic ex, right when you thought I was gone and out of your life– I’m back! And this time, I brought a friend with me! Since it's been a while, I'll reintroduce myself. Professionally I work in marketing-- mostly doing content and copywriting. I recently graduated with a master's in communications from Syracuse University (yay me!). When I'm not working I'm either at the gym, reading a book on the beach, or at a friend's pool I invited my myself to. As far as reality TV goes, my main interests are below:

My Top 5 Favorite Shows:

RHONY (Specifically seasons 6-11)

The Challenge

Love Island

Vanderpump Rules

Summer House

My Favorite Housewives:

Countess Luann

Candiace Dillard Bassett

Camille Grammar

Sonja Morgan

Top 5 Bravo Moments that live rent free in my head:

A Little Family Van

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1fuo1EEZtI

Luann on a Camel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1FciEmqng

Tom Schwartz is a Battered Wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDvVWJdyvyU

Carl Radke's Pencil Dive

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JQcXYosIUJg

Whoooo Said Dat????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idujU4DOHeQ

Reality TV Quotes that I use IRL:

“YOU LIKE THA BOOBS?!” – Deena, Jersey Shore

“The wind, you guys, is this necessary?” – Khloe Kardashian , Keeping Up With the Kardashians

“Boring! Yawning! Sloppy! ….Lazy!”- Abby Lee Miller, Dance Moms (I literally have never watched the show but Maya showed me this clip and I love using the quote.)

"Where’s the beach?!!!" – Snookie, Jersey Shore

"How could you do this to me… question mark." – Luann, RHONY

Maya

Hi everyone! While I may be new to the blog, I’m certainly not new to reality TV. From my early days of watching Endurance and So You Think You Can Dance to my current Bravo obsession, I’m excited to share all of my favorites with you. I’m a Marketing Communications Manager by day and a pole dance enthusiast by night. I’m also an avid reader, because the library is always open! Here’s more about me.

My Top 5 Favorite Shows:

Dance Moms

Vanderpump Rules

Love Island (specifically UK 2-5 and AUS 1)

Ink Master

RHOP

My Favorite Housewives:

Karen Huger

Gizelle Bryant

Nene Leakes

Heather Gay

Top 5 Reality Moments that live rent free in my head: