"BE COOL, DON'T BE ALL, LIKE, UNCOOL."

-Countess Luann de Lesseps

Hulloh?! Welcome to the breakroom! As two besties who met in the breakroom of a toxic workplace (cmon Trauma Bond!), we’re here to share our love of reality TV with you. From competition shows and docuseries to the raunchiest dating shows we can find, we’ll be parking ourselves at the table with a freshly shaken salad to tune the fuck in.

We’re here to talk shit, make memes, tweet our stream of consciousness, and scream our reality TV opinions into the void in the form of blog content. So pull up a chair, shake your salad, and tune in to the latest reality TV show with us!